i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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