wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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