I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Text me some of your sweat
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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