Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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