it's not cheating when I paid for it
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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