its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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