I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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