you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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