8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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