He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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