But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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