took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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