no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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