i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
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