dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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