? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
