belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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