His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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