At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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