i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
you would pick up someone in the library
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
It's shark week go big or go home
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Randomize
