i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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