How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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