so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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