it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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