We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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