even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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