if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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