Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Alive.
So much puke
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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