and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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