at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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