i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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