I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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