i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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