Yo dont text me then not text me
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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