We should be called the Road Head Warriors
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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