it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Michael Bay diarrhea
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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