dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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