Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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