this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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