There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Randomize
