Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
