So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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