Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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