I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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