This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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