I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
are you so shy because you have an std?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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