i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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