who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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