I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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