Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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