he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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